Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"what a beautiful wedding,
What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact
I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! well in fact
I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.

I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.

Panic! At The Disco - But It's Better If You Do

Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name
As she sheds her skin on stage
I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's P.A.
The strip joint veteran sits two away
Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime
daiquiri

And isn't this exactly where you'd like me
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety

Oh, but I'm afraid that I
Well, I may of faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

Well, I'm afraid that I
Well, that's right, that I may have faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

And isn't this exactly where you'd like me
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety